Please Listen to Me http://www.listen-tome.com A comic by Matt Lubchansky. Updates Friday. Fri, 17 May 2013 04:01:00 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 There’s a Doctor. http://www.listen-tome.com/theres-a-doctor/ http://www.listen-tome.com/theres-a-doctor/#comments Fri, 17 May 2013 04:01:00 +0000 Matt http://www.listen-tome.com/theres-a-doctor/ seriously though, let's get started on that quadruple bypass

yeahhhh!!! see you next week.]]>

seriously though, let's get started on that quadruple bypass

yeahhhh!!! see you next week.

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]]> http://www.listen-tome.com/theres-a-doctor/feed/ 0 Reprobate’s Resume. http://www.listen-tome.com/reprobates-resume/ http://www.listen-tome.com/reprobates-resume/#comments Fri, 10 May 2013 04:01:00 +0000 Matt http://www.listen-tome.com/reprobates-resume/ mondays, huh!

the blood eagle is real! i’m sorry. oh jeez. aw man.]]>

mondays, huh!

the blood eagle is real! i’m sorry. oh jeez.

aw man.

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I don’t know about you guys, but I’m always, always convinced there’s some secret sequence of words to unlock an argument and immediately win the dang thing. But always remember: it’s literally impossible to change anyone’s mind about anything, because we’re all stubborn idiots. the end]]>

9/11 was chemtrails, think about it

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m always, always convinced there’s some secret sequence of words to unlock an argument and immediately win the dang thing. But always remember: it’s literally impossible to change anyone’s mind about anything, because we’re all stubborn idiots. the end

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]]> http://www.listen-tome.com/wake-up/feed/ 0 Telephone Line. http://www.listen-tome.com/telephone-line/ http://www.listen-tome.com/telephone-line/#comments Fri, 26 Apr 2013 04:01:00 +0000 Matt http://www.listen-tome.com/telephone-line/ HHHHHHNNNNNNNN

What kind of crazy device is that?!?!?! It’s like a smartphone but it’s shaped all funny? Anyways I wish I were exaggerating  that’s literally how I act when I leave voicemails. They all run 45 minutes and document me going insane. OK so no color this week because I’m not even HERE right now! How is [...]]]>

HHHHHHNNNNNNNN

What kind of crazy device is that?!?!?! It’s like a smartphone but it’s shaped all funny?

Anyways I wish I were exaggerating  that’s literally how I act when I leave voicemails. They all run 45 minutes and document me going insane.

OK so no color this week because I’m not even HERE right now! How is that possible? Am I a time traveller? (yes.)

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DID YOU KNOW most of the time people do a nice thing it’s because they expect something in return? Yeah! It’s crazy. Crazy stuff. WOW.   OK see you next week? I’m gonna get on a plane to a burrito, now.]]>

i've had a very long day

DID YOU KNOW most of the time people do a nice thing it’s because they expect something in return? Yeah! It’s crazy. Crazy stuff. WOW.

 

OK see you next week? I’m gonna get on a plane to a burrito, now.

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]]> http://www.listen-tome.com/kindness/feed/ 0 I Was A Teenaged Teenager. http://www.listen-tome.com/teeenz/ http://www.listen-tome.com/teeenz/#comments Fri, 12 Apr 2013 04:01:00 +0000 Matt http://www.listen-tome.com/i-was-a-teenaged-teenager/ samsung s4 bitcoins

Nothin to add today, went to a concert last night like a dumb idiot teenager and now I’m too tired.]]>

samsung s4 bitcoins

Nothin to add today, went to a concert last night like a dumb idiot teenager and now I’m too tired.

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]]> http://www.listen-tome.com/teeenz/feed/ 0 Lies. http://www.listen-tome.com/lies/ http://www.listen-tome.com/lies/#comments Fri, 05 Apr 2013 04:01:00 +0000 Matt http://www.listen-tome.com/lies/ ~*ollǝɥ ʎɐs ıʇɐuıɯnllı ǝɥʇ*~

YOU KNOW what’s crazy about conspiracy theories? That like 0% of them ever have been proven right. Doesn’t that make you THINK< , man?!w Yeah i thought so. Hey who is going to MoCCAfest this year? I’m not exhibiting, but maybe you will see me wandering around and telling people that bigfoot is fluorinating your chemtrails]]>

~*ollǝɥ ʎɐs ıʇɐuıɯnllı ǝɥʇ*~

YOU KNOW what’s crazy about conspiracy theories? That like 0% of them ever have been proven right. Doesn’t that make you THINK< , man?!w Yeah i thought so.

Hey who is going to MoCCAfest this year? I’m not exhibiting, but maybe you will see me wandering around and telling people that bigfoot is fluorinating your chemtrails

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]]> http://www.listen-tome.com/lies/feed/ 0 Laughing at You. http://www.listen-tome.com/laughing-at-you/ http://www.listen-tome.com/laughing-at-you/#comments Fri, 29 Mar 2013 04:01:00 +0000 Matt http://www.listen-tome.com/laughing-at-you/ don't worry those are real snakes

Not much to add this week! I’ll see y’all next Friday. BONUS COMIC this week, I did Monday’s Scenes From A Multiverse! Hey, have you been reading New Amsterdam Mystery Co.? Stuff is starting to get real.]]>

don't worry those are real snakes

Not much to add this week! I’ll see y’all next Friday.

BONUS COMIC this week, I did Monday’s Scenes From A Multiverse!

Hey, have you been reading New Amsterdam Mystery Co.? Stuff is starting to get real.

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]]> http://www.listen-tome.com/laughing-at-you/feed/ 0 Feelin’ Good. http://www.listen-tome.com/feelin-good/ http://www.listen-tome.com/feelin-good/#comments Fri, 22 Mar 2013 04:01:00 +0000 Matt http://www.listen-tome.com/feelin-good/ oh good, now it's passive aggressive horrors from beyond the stars

REALTALK real worries, team. But it’s ok to feel proud of yourself! Take those myriad accomplishments of yours and rub’em in some noses, dogg. You deserve it.]]>

oh good, now it's passive aggressive horrors from beyond the stars

REALTALK real worries, team. But it’s ok to feel proud of yourself! Take those myriad accomplishments of yours and rub’em in some noses, dogg. You deserve it.

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]]> http://www.listen-tome.com/feelin-good/feed/ 0 All My Friends. http://www.listen-tome.com/all-my-friends/ http://www.listen-tome.com/all-my-friends/#comments Fri, 15 Mar 2013 04:01:00 +0000 Matt http://www.listen-tome.com/all-my-friends/ the subtext is that space is largely unexplored

I’m glad I did this thought experiment before building that spaceship! Phew. Sure did save me a bunch of dollars and probably my life, whatever Exciting things next week, probably! Do not touch that dial, and also get a browser that doesn’t need a dial in the meantime]]>

the subtext is that space is largely unexplored

I’m glad I did this thought experiment before building that spaceship! Phew. Sure did save me a bunch of dollars and probably my life, whatever

Exciting things next week, probably! Do not touch that dial, and also get a browser that doesn’t need a dial in the meantime

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